Nothing about Scott Gill's life is most likely normal
#7:00 slap bitches with my pimp cane
#7:30 replace thor’s shampoo with glue
#8:00 go shopping for pudding
#9:00 fill hiddleston’s current place of residence with copious amounts of said pudding
#10:00 blow shit up
#11:00 blow shit up
#12:00 destroy everything
#1:00 lunch time!
#2:00 resume bitchslapping
#3:00 hair feathering appointment
#3:30 lattes with black widow
#4:30 cry
#4:31 level a small village
#5:02 convince Hawkeye he is in fact a hawk
#5:45 stare soulfully into the void
#6:17 suit up
#6:19 resume bitchslapping
#7:00 dinner date with magneto to discuss brotherly and not-so-brotherly bonds and swap world domination tips
#7:30 challenge the bar to a drinking contest
#7:45 burn that bar the fuck down
#8:00 remember why Thor banned you from midgardian liquor
#8:30 drunk dial SHIELD
#9:00 bitchslap those bitches when they try to put you to bed
#9:10 pretend to pass out
#9:39 sneak out
#9:40 pause in escape to dip Thor’s hand in warm water and scribble marker all over Tony’s face
#9:45 TEQUILA SHOTS YOLO