— Ianto comes back with a mini tardis, shoots Rex & Danes, slaps Gwen & Jack and leaves again, shouting "loosers!"
— Turns out the cure for the Miracle is @Team_Barrowman's HIM skincare line!
— Everything fixes itself when Jack shouts, 'Simon Says: MORPHIC FIELD SWITCH OFF!' #FakeMiracleDaySpoilers
— Rex finally reveals his true feelings to Jack. More complaints flood the BBC
— #FakeMiracleDaySpoilers @scottmale appears at the end hes really an alien