не мое, но да!!!!
да!
иммено так я хочу Джона Барроумена в Глии!!!

So I was talking to Marissa today about John Barrowman and how is handsome behind needs to be on Glee.

I don’t even care who he plays at this point, I said. I would love for him to be one of Rachel’s dads, but he can be Blaine’s, instead. I don’t care.

Then I started thinking of random people he should play.

First, I was like, “OH MY GOD, A NEW PRINCIPAL!”

This principal would support the Glee club, which would be just fantastic, because obviously John would sing and dance on the show. But then I thought that’s silly, because there is no way the guy that plays Figgins would leave the show willingly; he loves Glee! So I was like: Maybe an assistant principal? That could be interesting…

AND THEN IT HIT ME LIKE A TON OF SPARKLY GAY BRICKS.

John Barrowman should play a cheerleading coach from a rival school, there in becoming the bane of Sue Sylvester’s existence.

Let’s just examine the reasons why this would be absolutely fantastic:

* John Barrowman and Jane Lynch. Acting on screen. Together. I mean…imagine the witty banter. Just…I’m melting.
* John Barrowman in fabulous tracksuits every single week. I’m thinking they would be completely flamboyant, unlike Sue’s, which are more plain. No, his would be sparkly and bright, bright colors. It would be a explosion of gay.
* John Barrowman cheerleading, teaching his Cheerios a thing or two.
* John Barrowman hitting on Shue. It would happen. Shue would end up walking up to Sue and John in the middle of a fight and John would completely ignore Sue to hit on Shue. It would be gloriously awkward (for Shue) and awesome.
* John Barrowman singing. Because he would end up crashing Glee club. Maybe to hit on Shue some more.

And so I almost want John Barrowman as a rival Cheerio coach more than Rachel’s dad, though that would be amazing too.

Bottom line: He needs to be on Glee. Like, now.