— I’m a guy – I like cars, I like watching sports – so I’m breaking the stereotype. I can be camp and silly and outrageous but so can a straight guy. What annoys me is that if a gay guy gets angry, it's always a queeny strop. I'm like, "I’m not having a strop, I’m angry."
— Someone from a straight lads' mag said guys weren't sure if they fancied Eve Myles or not, because she has a gap in her teeth. If straight guys are concentrating on her teeth, I would be really worried. Anyway, lots of Brits have whacky teeth – including me, I'm Scottish. She's hot! She's got a great smile, a great set of tits and a nice ass. People have asked if I'm really gay, because I go on about hot girls and I say, "Well, nothing beats a good titty-wank". Seriously, I do appreciate tits'n'ass but I’m a thoroughbred. Never done it with a woman and have never had a desire to. I’ve been asked to do MMF (Male Male Female) but I just haven’t had the desire. If she’s hot and he’s really hot like a rugby player, I might. Send pictures to my website.
— You’re known as an actor, but in another life you’d be…
A gladiator. Just for the whole sheer – baaaaah - fighting and all that kind of stuff. It’s something I would never be in this life. I could fight in real life. I can get angry. I’m not excited by it, it doesn’t do anything for me, it doesn’t turn me on, no. A little slap and tickle maybe, but not punching or anything like that. I wouldn’t like someone to tie me up and smack me, because I’m not in control. I might like it if I tied someone else up!
— Who would play you in a film of your life…
Ooooh, I don’t know. Tom Cruise? Let him play me! I’d like to see him do the gay thing. They always do this thing with straight actors: ‘Oh it was so amazing you played a gay man’. F**k off! I’m kind of quoting Stephen Fry here, and I love that article he did recently and he said, what’s the big f**king deal to play a gay man? You don’t deserve awards just because you’re straight and you play a gay man, because gay men play straight men all the time. And how difficult was it to kiss a man? It wasn’t f**king difficult. You put your mouth together and you kiss like you kiss a woman. I’m over all that kind of crap. People say all the time I look like Tom Cruise. I don’t see it myself.
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